Beards are mainstream now. Oh what a world to live in.
Check your privilege.
I checked. It's fluffy.
Order must be Achieved and Maintained at all Time!
We don't want them youngsters to start opening a zillion threads about latest fashion show or veggie food.
We're manly man with beer bellies and beards. Well, except walrus, who isn't a man. And doesn't have a beard. Now that I think of it. I don't have a beard either.
At all costs.